Gwen Monroe
Toronto Escort & Companion
A woman who quotes Marcus Aurelius in the morning and moans your name at night.
The Gentleman’s Guide to Being My Favorite
Welcome, dear suitor. If you’ve made it this far, congratulations—you clearly have good taste (and an excellent grasp of the finer things in life). Before we embark on an unforgettable adventure, allow me to equip you with a highly classified manual on how to be an exceptional companion—one that earns a coveted spot on my list of favorite clients.
After all, much like a D&D campaign, a well-structured romance arc, or or a noble lord winning favor in the courts of Westeros, the key to success lies in strategy, etiquette, and respect for the rules.
Step one: The Art of the First impression
Your initial message is like rolling a Charisma check—and trust me, I appreciate high stats in this department. Here’s how to critically succeed in your opening move:
✅ Be polite & introduce yourself – A simple “Hi, I’m [Your Name], and I’d love to spend time with you” goes a long way. No one likes a mysterious stranger with zero context. I like hearing why you are so keen to meet.
✅ Include the required screening info.
✅ No explicit talk – This isn’t Cyberpunk 2077, and there’s no explicit dialogue tree here. Let’s keep things classy.
🚫 What NOT to do:
“Hi, u up?” (Vague and uninspired—like a side quest I’ll never accept.)
Step two: Tribute to the Goddess
(or, Handling the Consideration Gracefully)
A gentleman understands that time is a luxury. Here’s how to ensure a smooth transaction:
✅ Place the consideration in an unsealed envelope at the beginning of our date. (Or in a lovely card if you enjoy extra points for elegance.)
✅ If meeting in public, a small gift bag, book, or greeting card keeps things discreet—because subtlety is sexy.
✅ If using e-transfer, please send it ahead of time so we don’t have to pause for digital logistics (Wi-Fi signal-dependent fumbling is not a good look).
🚫 What NOT to do:
“Hey, I’ll get you after.” (That’s what people say before ghosting their Uber Eats driver.)
Step Three: Hygiene—A quest for Freshness
Think of this as preparing for a romantic boss battle—you wouldn’t show up to duel Darth Vader with a broken lightsaber, challenge a Fremen warrior without your stillsuit, would you?
✅ Shower before any intimacy. I provide everything you need—fresh towels, fancy toiletries, and mints, hypoallergenic and regular bodywashes.
✅ Well-groomed is well-loved. A trim, a fresh shave (or neatly kept beard), will work wonders for your charisma stat.
✅ Mouthwash. I also provide disposable toothbrushs and tongue scrapers because I'm cool like that.
✅ And please, gentlemen, wash everything. This isn’t a stealth mission—your balls and crack need scrubbing too. Treat it like a side quest that unlocks legendary loot (me smelling you and thinking, "Damn, he’s a 10").
🚫 What NOT to do:
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“I don’t believe in deodorant.” (I do believe in it. So should you.)
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"But I showered before I got here. (Sir, this is not a cutscene. I need to see you interact with the soap.)
Step Four: Time—A Gentleman’s Most valuable Resource
Time is precious—like vintage wine, rare Pokémon cards, and my collection of luxury lingerie. Please respect it accordingly.
✅ Arrive on time. (Not 30 minutes early like a nervous intern, and not 30 minutes late like a chaotic rogue.)
✅ If you’d like to extend our time, let me know before the clock runs out—it’s far more romantic than last-minute scrambling.
🚫 What NOT to do:
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“Sorry, I’m running late, should be there in an hour.”
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“Can we go overtime? I don’t have the extra, but…”
Step Five: Boundaries—The Sacred Code of the Favorite Client
I’m here for indulgence, connection, and making magic happen—but that magic only works when we both respect each other’s boundaries.
✅ Respect my personal space, my limits, and my time.
✅ Be a gentleman—politeness, kindness, and generosity will take you far.
✅ If something is unclear, just ask! Good communication is always welcome.
🚫 What NOT to do:
Push boundaries, get demanding, or act entitled. (Game Over. No extra lives.)
Overstep personal details. (Mystery and freedom is part of the allure, after all.)
Step Six: The Secret to Being My Favorite
Want to leave a lasting impression? The key is simple yet powerful:
✨ Be thoughtful, kind, and respectful.
✨ Engage with me like a gentleman who values connection, chemistry, and indulgence.
✨ Make me smile—because the best clients are the ones I genuinely look forward to seeing again.
Do this, and you may just unlock VIP status as one of my favourite gentlemen—the kind who gets priority bookings, personalized attention, and an experience unlike any other.